Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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