I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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