You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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