your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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