atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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