I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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