Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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