my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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