There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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