I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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