What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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