the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Ladies don't puke and tell
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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