therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
do herpes really smell.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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