gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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