her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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