I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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