The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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