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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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