Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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