Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
