yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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