I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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