i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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