I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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