Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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