and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Randomize
