After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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