Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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