Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
