It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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