just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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