yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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