If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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