2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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