How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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