pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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