So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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