So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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