It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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