You surviving the open bar?
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im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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