She's JV to your varsity
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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