we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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