...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
