apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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