I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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