And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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