Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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