they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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