9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Panties = found
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