YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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