The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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