Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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